Never have I seen a more pathetic romantic leading man in my entire life. I learned that he is a Tony Award-winning actor, and I think maybe he should stick to the New York stage”¦ Because I don’t live in New York, and will never have to see him again. He plays a sexual retard that fucks grapefruit and shrieks almost everything he says. Every line Fogler chokes out serves no other purpose than to annoy the ever-loving shit out of me. Stu ( Dan Fogler), the plastic surgeon who is Charlie’s best friend. I have a hard time differentiating between “maintaining dignity” and “taking up space like she usually does.” And sure, she’s pretty, but you can get THAT at the mall. I’d call Alba the “bright spot” of Good Luck Chuck, but that’s only because unlike every other actor in the film, she’s not actively horrible. How does it feel, not being man enough for real porn?īut they’re not Jessica Alba’s breasts, so you’re gonna have to wait until she makes a few more bombs to see those. They’re PERFECT for each other!Īnd yes, there are naked breasts in this movie, if that’s what you were thinking of asking. Remember when a woman’s dignity used to mean something? I shouldn’t be surprised, really, because Good Luck Chuck is produced by Tracey Edmonds, whose fiancée is none other than Eddie ( Norbit) Murphy. To start, this movie is so insatiably sexist that it just ASSUMES that women are so eager to enter into a life of indentured servitude, cleaning the shit stains out of dude’s drawers, and birthing their spawn that they will enter random sexual encounters on just the OFF-CHANCE that they’ll get their day with the ring and the dress. This is bad news for his hopeful relationship with Cam ( Jessica Alba), the comely, nubile, and frighteningly klutzy penguin expert at the local aquarium.Ī film like Good Luck Chuck isn’t made, so much as perpetrated, like the seedy murder of a pimp in a dingy alley. The news of this gets out when he’s an adult and he has to beat women off with a stick, because if they bone him, they’ll get married.Īt first he isn’t convinced of the authenticity of this curse, but the evidence stacks up. The hex entails that every woman he’s ever with winds up dumping him and marrying the next guy she meets. And I’m an atheist saying this, so think about what THAT means.Ĭook stars as Charlie, a guy who was hexed by a spurned Goth girl during a game of spin the bottle when he was ten. If you like Good Luck Chuck, you’re going to hell. It hates women with such virulence that even Eli Roth might call this movie on going too far. It’s offensive, but not the fun offensive like the movie it’s trying to ape off of ( There’s Something About Mary). Good Luck Chuck is beyond horrible, so much so that the light from “horrible” would take SIX TRILLION FUCKING YEARS to reach it, kind of like stars from far off in the universe. I’m not rooting for him anymore, and my reaction to this”¦ THING”¦ manifests itself in more than hate and now actually resembles a borderline obsession with bloodthirsty revenge. Brooks, so I went into Good Luck Chuck with an open mind, waiting to be convinced of the MySpace comic phenomenon. I saw Employee of the Month“¦ And soaked my eyes in bleach immediately afterwards. I watched his HBO special, which looked to me like a red-assed howler monkey with a metrosexual haircut shrieking at the top of his lungs, telling long and unfunny stories that didn’t have a point and didn’t really go anywhere. But like many of my pop culture enemies, I once rooted for him to do good so I could look at him differently and”¦ Ya know”¦ Learn something.
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